(SNES) Dog

["Pilotstar" <pilotstar@mindspring.com>]

With cloudy weather on tap for tomorrow night--AGAIN!!!!, this bit of humor
may lift the spirits!
             A Dog Named Sex
              by Morty Storm

         When I went to City Hall
         to renew my dogs license, I
         told the clerk I wanted a
         license for Sex. He said,
         Id like one, too!
         Then I said, But this is for a dog, he
         said he didnt care
         what she looked like. Then
         I said, You dont under-
         stand. Ive had Sex since I
         was 9 years old. He
         winked at me and said,
         You must have been quite
         a kid.

         When I got married and
         went on my honeymoon, I
         took my dog with me. I told
         the motel clerk I wanted a
         room for my wife and me,
         and a special room for Sex.
         He said, You dont need a
         special room for Sex. As
         long as you pay your bill,
         we dont care what you do.
         I said, Look, you dont
         seem to understand. Sex
         keeps me awake at night.
         The clerk said, Funny, I
         have the same problem."

         Well, one day I entered
         Sex in a contest, but before
         the competition began, the
         dog got loose and ran away.
         One contestant asked
         me why I was just standing
         there, looking disappointed.
         I told him I had
         planned to have Sex in the
         contest. He said,
         Wonderful! If you sell tickets,
          youll clean up!"
         "But you dont understand
         I said. I want to
         have Sex on TV." He said,
         They already have that on
         cable. Its no big deal anymore.

         Well, my wife and I
         decided to separate, so we
         went to court to fight for
         custody Of the dog.
         I said to the judge, Your
         honor, I had Sex before I
         was married. The judge
         said, The court is not a confessional.
         Please stick tO the facts.
         Then I told him that after.
         I was married, Sex left me;
         He said,
         Me, too.

         Well, last night Sex ran
         away again, and I spent
         hours looking all over for
         him.
         A cop came over to me
         and asked, What are you
         doing in this alley at 4
         oclock in the morning?
         I said, Im looking for
         Sex.
         My case comes up next Friday.
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